VOICE MAIL #1
ROGER & MARK’S OUTGOING MESSAGE
“Speak” … (“Beeeep!”)
MOM
That was a very loud beep
I don’t even know if this is working
Mark — Mark — are you there
Are you screening your calls —
It’s mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we’ll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here — send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don’t leave it on, dear
When you leave the house
Oh, and Mark
We’re sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say c’est la vie
So let her be a lesbian…
There are other fishies in the sea
… Love Mom!
