Bailiff:
Mr. Flynn, his honor is here
Billy:
Thank you. Just a moment. You ready?
Roxie:
Oh Billy, I’m so scared!
Billy:
Roxie. You got nothing to worry about. It’s all a circus, kid.
A three ring circus. These trial – the whole world – all show
business. But kid, you’re working with a star, the biggest!
Give ’em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle ’em
Give ’em act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give ’em the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather ’em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting ?
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they’ll never catch wise!
Eh Eh Eh Eh
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Give ’em the old razzle dazzle
Billy and Company:
Razzle dazzle ’em
Give ’em a show that’s so splendiferous
Billy:
Row after row will grow vociferous
Billy and Company:
Give ’em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture ’em
Billy:
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Billy and Company:
Throw ’em a fake and a finagle
They’ll never know you’re just a bagel,
Billy:
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they’ll beg you for more!
Billy and Company:
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Give ’em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle ’em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give ’em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger ’em
When you’re in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle ’em
And you’ve got a romance
Give ’em the old
Razzle dazzle
Billy:
Razzle dazzle ’em
Give ’em an act that’s unassailable
They’ll wait a year ’til your available!
Billy and Company:
Give ’em the old
Double whammy
Billy:
Daze and dizzy ’em
Show ’em the first rate sorcerer you are
Billy and Company:
Long as you keep ’em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Billy:
Razzle dazzle ’em
Company:
Razzle dazzle ’em
Billy:
Razzle dazzle ’em
Billy and Company:
And they’ll make you a star!
